Thank goodness you solved that baffling mystery for us. I thought I’d never sleep again, trying to identify the mystery cock mentioner.
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At the grocery store this weekend, my daughter saw a bag of noodles shaped like letters. I said it’s so you can make your own alphabet soup. She didn’t believe me that alphabet soup was a real thing. Because the next aisle was canned soup, I was able to show her multiple different brands….
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“I don’t have a tooth ache, but an ache in my tooth.”
“It’s not a pain, but an ache.”
– My mother trying to describe (what turned out to be) her cracked tooth (that will need to be extracted).
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“Keep your shit together”
“Stop losing my shit”
“That shit nearly hit you”
“I just rimmed that shit shot”
“I am the shitty champion!”
The joy of a secret Santa at work where my colleague got two small catapults and a target loo where you throw little poops… For half an hour, there was quite the competition going on…
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Must have been a real shit show.
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You could say it was a shit storm
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Its a shame none of you hit a fan…
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Oh, that was mentioned, I forgot to include it
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“I’m going to stop at 14, after Scouts. And live the rest of my life.”
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To the last barbarian on Rufus’ side of the camp “Do you want to quit while you’ve a head?”
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Gnome Wizard: “We are intending to hunt the dragon down and bring its corpse to town to sell its parts.”
NPC, magic supplies store owner: “All of the dragon?”
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It’s been a few days since I said this to my partner: “You think too much like a human.”
(this was of course concerning my Advent of Code adventures)
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“was Anne of Cleves a minger”
Alrighty. That’s enough Tiktok for today
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“Tess is chanelling her inner turkey”
Can’t argue with that with the dress choice (Strictly Come Dancing, UK)
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“I’m sorry you get only one silk pillowcase.” me, to my daughter. which got a response about them being good for your hair. “It probably won’t help your hair.” I think we’re doing something right, there…
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“Stars and people are about the same, they’ve both got five pointy bits.” My wife, while making gingerbread, on how well the shapes tessellated.
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Topologically speaking, people are donuts.
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I will accept it, although I may add “mostly rational” to the donuts bit.
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Irrational Donut is the best mathematical shape.
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