There are so many things I could say about myself, I’m really not sure where to begin…

• I have two opposable thumbs. Just to be clear, they are not necessarily opposed to each other. Though, they could be if the situation called for it. If you’d like to discuss this further, just let me know.
• My wife thinks that I think I am hilarious.
• I am approximately 1.02 metric people tall.

Nope. I guess I was wrong. There were just the three things I could say about myself.