Back when we had a “workplace” we would write these on the board. I find there is always a thing or two that (especially out of context) are unexpectedly hilarious and worth sharing.
Here’s a starter from last night:
[Me to my 3 year old]: Say good night to Mommy
[My 3 year old]: Good night, Tramp.
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It was an affectionate Disney reference. Took a moment to process, though.
Yesterday one of my team sent me a message saying “I’m hoping to get most of the stats done before the pickle tool is landed”
Not a typo.
“When M grows up, can she be Starfire? I know Starfire is an alien, but M can be an alien.”
That’s goals!
S wants to “be” Raven, who’s father is a demon…
I’m pretty sure I wanted to be Wolverine in the 90’s, and he’s a Canadian. It’s always something.
"I inadvertantly attended a lecture on prehistoric worm fossils today "
“The Ostrich is sleeping upstairs.”
Roger that Red Llama. The Hamster will take care of it. Be at the Ferris Wheel at midnight for further instructions. Badger out.
“Like a meaty Bertie Bassett.”
“Not to be crude, but the obvious thing to check is the external genitalia, and they definitely aren’t human.”
Wait, what???
My 4 yo this afternoon: “I want a baby sister. My friend Maya’s mum is having a baby, and she says that she will give the baby to us”
Running Pulp Cthulhu, and the party had some dead greeblies who appeared superficially human but… weren’t.
This is amazing.
I’m glad there is another fan of Teen Titans here! My daughter is obsessed. She is always Starfire and my son is Beast Boy.
While playing Word Tennis with my 4(!) year old, he said ‘Rad’ and when I looked confused (as to where he got the word from), he just looked at me pityingly “Raaaad, dude. I means cool.” and then walked away shaking his head, deciding it wasn’t worth playing the game with me anymore…
I had a fit of laughter for like 5 mins, while both my daughters giggled along.
DOES HE KNOW YOU CAN SAY RADICOOL??? It’s like the ultimate 1+1=50.
“So… backdoor time, everybody?”