Back when we had a “workplace” we would write these on the board. I find there is always a thing or two that (especially out of context) are unexpectedly hilarious and worth sharing.
Here’s a starter from last night:
[Me to my 3 year old]: Say good night to Mommy
[My 3 year old]: Good night, Tramp.
It was an affectionate Disney reference. Took a moment to process, though.