“I am the one that can eat daddy’s donut!”
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Me, GMing a fight vs an Aurumvorax: “This thing is basically a high-density bundle of muscle and hit points. You could probably render it down and make energy drinks out of it.”
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Welcome to the rimming club!
(At a mini golf game with work colleagues)
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‘Well I don’t think much of this clitoris.’
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Oh dear. This is extremely impolite.
However disappointing one finds a clitoris, one should not say so. One should be neutral at worst - nothing more disapproving than ‘this clitoris is perfectly adequate.’
That’s how I was brought up, at least.
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“Rufus has met the giant. There has been a momentum transfer.”
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“There are still no nipples on my front porch.”
We are in desperate need of new bottle parts…
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Wife:”why did you buy shredded wheat?”
Me: to remind myself why I don’t buy shredded wheat, apparently.
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At the gym, little old lady to dude jamming out on the preacher curl bench: “We don’t come for the drum solos.”
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Its what gets me going in the morning. Pedantry is my prune juice
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“Nothing could go wrong in this scenario.”
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“You put figures on the board, you corrupt the land, and you try to beat off the opposition.”
“Cosmic corruption goes ‘ploink’.”
“Other people’s blood for the blood god!”
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‘In space, no one can bend your parsnips.’
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“I’m full of cocks and hobbits.”
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“Coxswain hobbits” sounds like a nasty disparaging remark by a single sculls bigot.
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"you might as well take some ecological readings while you wait. Maybe you can report any environmental instabilities you find to someone so the oasis can be around for the next sandstorm-worn traveler.
You pull out your handy Oasis And Sand Instability Sensor"
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You pull out your handy Oasis And Sand Instability Sensor"
The right tool for the right job.
Edit: I didn’t even notice the acronym.
I was too busy thinking about alphabet soup. Which must have been my brain’s cunning way of telling me about the acronym! Yeah. Yeah, that’s probably it…
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“You can’t tell the difference between Caro and Kerro? Who taught you English? They didn’t do a good job!”
From my 11 yo daughter this morning over breakfast…
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I’m proud that this was me, during a game of Xia.
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