“Does it matter if your grapes are a bit damp?”
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In a Traveller game:
“Should we use cover identities?”
“Hi, my name’s Colonel the Baron Rafael Tikhonov. You may have seen me on Heroes of the Imperium.”
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“Sometimes, in the feywild, their ‘flower’ is actually a flower.”
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At a club, last weekend, in the gents.
“Hey, careful there, we’re making lines here, and you’ll make our coke wet”
My friend, with a few drinks too many: “Ah, is it not waterproof at that price??”
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“I’ll just shave the cheese, shall I?”
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A ticklish question, the hairiness of food. Parmesan is smoochably unstubbly because so often shaved. Lemons, on the other hand, are most desirable unwaxed …
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“Someone needs to invent a way to stab a database.”
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“It does leave you a little bit of a… slightly oily boy at the end of it”
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More Cornish adventures?
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Olive oil coffee, apparently. Doesn’t sound like my cup of tea.
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If your tea has coffee in it, something has gone wrong.
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I’d say the same about coffee and olive oil.
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I’ve heard of bulletproof coffee, but never with olive oil.
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“I want…to eat…salami, please.”
“Mmmm. Mommy. Say, ‘Mommy.’”
“I want…to eat…Mommy, please.”
Our mostly non-verbal son requesting his favorite snack, and my wife trying to get him to say “Mommy” as part of the request.
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“I live vicariously through dog toys”
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That’s enough fried cheese for me.
I don’t think I have ever said that before.
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Reminds me of the meme I saw:
“Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses?”
“No thanks.”
“How about we deep fry them and serve them with tomato sauce?”
“Yes, please.”
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“Did you know they made a Peter Rabbit movie? Apparently there’s now a sequel.”
“‘Rabbit Harder’ ?”
“You can’t say ‘Rabbit Harder’.”
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My dirty mind thought of Alexa connected to a Rampant Rabbit… I’m going to hell…
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X: Why is there a coat hanger on top of the dictionary? It must have been there for ages: it’s one of the old ones.
Gus: You were probably dowsing idly one night, looking for water…. It’s under W, you know.
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