My partner who is an actress:
“The Tall Guy is a documentary.”
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“It’s like an alligator that doesn’t have any buttons” – my 3-year old, describing where something is (?)
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Wow, a rotary alligator. I thought they were extinct.
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Monday night setting up Jamaica: “we’re all on an island right now, but I venture to suggest I’m probably the only person here who has had burning slowmatch in his beard.”
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I’m not a goose! I’m not into honkers!
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Nice touch, no need to have people go round murdering willy-nilly without some preparation…
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What is that from?
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Looks like something my rpg player group would enjoy, the little murderhobos
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please play soon and write about it 
It is on my „Games I didn’t buy“ list … for now.
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“I saw Tokyo Drifter last night, which at times seemed like the Benny Hill of Yakuza films.
Yakuzety Sax, if you like.”
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“Urggggh”.
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After a dentist appointment where they replaced a fallen filling and my tongue and lips were still numb.
-Your next appointment is on Thursday the 30th at 3.15th for a check up.
-Adde djou having a laff??
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Did you know that your hair doesn’t have bones inside? That’s why it’s so soft.
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Just like sharks, fluffy soft sharks.
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It’s a shame that the bits that are hard on sharks are all on one end, and triangular in shape.
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Ive never had someone stare into my eyes for quite so long while they serenade me about their 12 foot penis before…
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‘Imminence grease’ (trans: ‘your bacon roll is nearly ready).
Yeah, I will now go and have a think about what I did. Sorry.
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“No worries if the donuts get mixed with the chicken, you can barely tell their flavours apart…”
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