If you’re a fan of awkward conversations then establishing which category you fall into could be fun!
All of the above : )
Oh. Damn. I thought that every spargovore produced the sulphurous compounds that cause the odour but not everyone is able to smell it.
There’s a whole kink centred on asparagus pee, apparently. Nope, don’t know any more than that.
What isn’t there a link on?
Rhetorical, with genuine interest.
I am affected by asparagus and can detect it. I can vouch for the rest of my family being affected as well. Diapers and such.
There’s even poetry about it!
Now let’s smell Paul Allen’s pee.
Have I come in at a bad time?
Mrs: “I prefer even numbers.”
Me: “That’s odd.”
p r e g n a n t
p a u s e
Mrs: “You are, like, the worst person ever.”
If it’s any consolation I think I love you.
“Right, where can I put my Introvert?”
Me: “What is your plan for losing weight?”
Them: “I ate a salad. Yesterday.”
“Ohhh it’s so nice I can speak Geek here…”
“Dad, why can’t we have a trampoline?”
“Our garden is not very big”
“Yes, mum has way too many plants!”
“ Oh hell, bulletproof nudity has been a thing for quite a whole now.”
The Emperor’s New Kevlar.
“Threepio rapped in the language of moisture vaporators.”
That just killed it at our dining table
“The king’s eccentric helmet…”