Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

If you’re a fan of awkward conversations then establishing which category you fall into could be fun!

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All of the above : )

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Oh. Damn. I thought that every spargovore produced the sulphurous compounds that cause the odour but not everyone is able to smell it.

There’s a whole kink centred on asparagus pee, apparently. Nope, don’t know any more than that.

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What isn’t there a link on?

Rhetorical, with genuine interest.

I am affected by asparagus and can detect it. I can vouch for the rest of my family being affected as well. Diapers and such.

/awkward

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There’s even poetry about it!

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Now let’s smell Paul Allen’s pee.

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Have I come in at a bad time?

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Mrs: “I prefer even numbers.”
Me: “That’s odd.”

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Mrs: “You are, like, the worst person ever.”

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If it’s any consolation I think I love you.

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“Right, where can I put my Introvert?”

(Meaning me)

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Me: “What is your plan for losing weight?”
Them: “I ate a salad. Yesterday.”

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“Ohhh it’s so nice I can speak Geek here…”

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“Dad, why can’t we have a trampoline?”
“Our garden is not very big”
“Yes, mum has way too many plants!”

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“ Oh hell, bulletproof nudity has been a thing for quite a whole now.”

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The Emperor’s New Kevlar.

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“Threepio rapped in the language of moisture vaporators.”

That just killed it at our dining table

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“The king’s eccentric helmet…”

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