Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

“I guess you’re going to bone it.”

(Heard on The Great British Sewing Bee, which I’m currently having to sit through)

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I laughed out loud. Because I’m a child.

I’ve also only just worked out that Harley Quinn is a pun.

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Is Marni on it still? A vet I’ve worked for a few times, she’s bonkers and absolutely lovely. I haven’t watched any myself.

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Don’t think she was in the final.

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She went out way too early. But clearly amazing and bonkers. Gill absolutely baffled me. The quality of some of her work considering the physical disadvantage blew my mind.

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‘No! No biting! Chewing trousers is rude.’

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I have the same problem with my kids.

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Sometime in the last few months I worked out that Mums and Chrysanthemums are the same thing. My family keeps bringing it up.

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Filling in an online form for the kids for summer school, only to be greeted with this pop up. I think I prefer the old fashioned way.
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Disgustin’ filth, shouldn’t be allowed on the web.

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I mean, it’s more convenient for sure but…

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Less tiring and less pleasurable. Definitely technology-like…

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I find it slightly sinister that there is only the ‘OK’ option there…

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I think my dad did that back in '79… you know the old prompts?

Retry, Abort, Ignore…

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I think lots of women may opt for this method.

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I’m working from home and my internet just went down. I texted work to tell them and, thanks to autocorrect and my lack of proofreading, told them : ‘My intern Judy just died but I’m trying to fix it.’

I’m now listening out for police sirens.

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At least you’re trying to fix it

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C’mon man, you’re a good vet but I think that attempting to fix death is a colossal act of hubris.

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I got this green glowing serum from a fellow student at Miskatonic Vet School…

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“My bum pads double up as a pillow!”

“I don’t want to be getting any historically accurate dysentery, thank you.”

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