“I didn’t sniff it! Please let me sniff it.”
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Looking around the room fruitlessly
“Why are you going around in circles?”
“I need a… a… a measure stick.”
“A ruler?”
“Yes. Thank you.”
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“At least those birds have gone. It was getting like that Arthur Hitchcock film, what was it called?”
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Rear Window, obviously.
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Strangers on train?
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Oh, Khonshu, what happened to you!?
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peering at ground
“Is that an ear?”
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Heard here, just now; in fact I might even have said it myself: “This is not Blue Velvet, and by the way, Isabella Rosselini is pushing seventy. And that’s norran ear, it’s an(other) slug.”
Send slugivores. Please. And coolth.
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“…and then I kinda got roped into launching nuclear weapons.”
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Always a bad day when that happens.
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Playing a CIV videogame?
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“Remember, Agile is not an Italian dish; it’s not like a lasagna”
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Pondering agile lasagne. [runs away screaming and blistering]
Can we just have the normal kind? Please. (but quite a big serving)
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“Jonathan’s got his Velcro balls out.”
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On the BGG@SEA cruise. My wife overheard the following in an elevator between a couple in their 60’s:
If I see her number on your phone this week, I’m throwing it and you overboard.
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Make sure your wife stays in the cabin if there’s a man overboard reported.
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Reading my eight-year-old’s glowing report from school and feeling proud until he called down, ‘Daddy, I just accidentally got in the bath with my socks on.’
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