“What have I told you about ghost teeth?”
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Did Jesus just say " HEEEEEEYOOOOOOHHHH!"?!
The video the school sent my kid to watch for RE homework on lent is giving me serious Buddy Christ vibes 
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(Triple points for Kinsella’s The Tain)
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And both Narnia and a Narnia backup.
I think I’ve got three Chronicles…
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Copy of Copy of Narnia backup (2) backup v13 backup
sorry, just gave me flashbacks to document management I’ve seen at a former Fortune 500 company I worked at
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Can you review this file for me?
Attachment: “Book 1 (autosaved)(3).xlsb”
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“Engineering (Abominations of Science) and Engineering (Electronic Warfare) are separate skills.”
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“Botany Plants Lately?”
On a sign at a greenhouse
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On the work RT system:
“Copy maintenance, we need the rapid door looked at, is playing up and not closing down fully”
“Copy, which one is it” (We have two)
“The yellow one” (They are both yellow) 
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A conversation in the autoparts store.
Me: “I have a 2012 Ford E350 with the 5.4. I need a coil pack.”
Store Moron: “What kind of Chevy is that?”
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“Can you tidy up in here, I have other matters to attend to.”
Mini Ross (6)
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“If my boots don’t appear soon, I am going on strike”
“Yeah, yeah! Where is that union number?”
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“It’s not a temple of necromancy. It’s just a really good undertaker’s shop.”
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Have you ever met anything as useless as a 3 foot HDMI cable?
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I’ve met people as useless as a 3 foot HDMI cable.
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What’s useless about a 3’ HDMI cable? It would actually be perfect for what I currently need an HDMI cable for …
In a situation where you have a HD AV receiver, 3’ HDMI cables can be quite handy. The vast majority of HDMI uses (in my experience) do not involve HD AV receivers and usually involve (something) → (back of TV)
These were my initial responses too, until I realised Acacia was just quoting something said, and not making an assertion.
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