Soft Cell, surely?
“Nur weil es ein Expertensystem ist muss es nicht benutzerunfreundlich sein.”
paraphrased as “Just because it is an expert-system it doesn’t have to be user-unfriendly”
There’s some German language hi-jinx here that doesn’t take well to translation.
The better translation but less fun: “Just because it is a system for experts it doesn’t have to forgo user-friendliness”
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Whereas my thought processes went to the exciting sporting mash-up of Rugby mixed with an Egg & Spoon race.
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Tobi, stop shouting at potatoes
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“So that’s how you met the love of your life?”
“No. I said that’s how I met my husband.”
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Ouch, that’s a burn right there.
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“Well, Norovirus/nits sounds like fair exchange to me”
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“Besser nichts als gar nichts”
Better nothing than nothing at all.
edit: my meeting is pure comedy.
“Neither do we want Battlestar Galactica in locations, nor do we want Anakin Skywalker in persons.”
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“When he bursts out of his human shell and eats your brains I will apologise to you. Until then, Weston-super-Mare!”
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“AIs do not have hands.”
No, I guess they don’t have hands for hands. From a Dune:Imperium solo tutorial explaining why AI players never take cards.
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PS. The use of Star Wars style text scrolling on a Dune game tutorial? That is either mentat level trolling or nerf-herder level faux pas.
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Was woken in the middle of the night by my yuongest (5) screaming my name. When I went in, he sobbed, "I had a dream where my sister had two presents and I only had one…”
For goddsakes children!!
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…so in revenge I began wrapping up three items…
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“holy crap he was pleasant”
A project manager updating us after a call he had with a customer that has every right to be upset
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“Do you think there is two of them?”
I had a similar experience, senior manager sent out a stinker of an e-mail. When I set up a meeting to discuss it was all jokes and good work.
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“In the land of the bitches, the slut is the Queen”
Things one overhears when using the toilet at work…
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“it’s like your chances of being killed by a sheep”
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“well, I know you have battle chickens…”
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That sounds like a perfect Terry Pratchett quote
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