I don’t get it… 'splain please?
Owen Wilson and Fozzy are known for saying “wow” and “wocka wocka” respectively.
“Wow wow wocka wow wow wocka wocka wocka” is a good description of the riff that precedes the opening line (“Come with it now”) of Bulls on Parade (the riff in question starts at about 0:25).
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How does David Hasselhoff fit into the riff?
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I tried to load a board game and a dead cow onto the roof of my car, but it was a bit small and I couldn’t get the Carcassonne.
I’ll get my coat.
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Ok this has changed my whole opinion about you in Blood on the clocktower.
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I’ll argue that there’s nothing wrong with your hearing : ) So far as I can tell, what’s coming out of his mouth might be written as: “k’ wit it”.
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Over on Samizdata I saw what I think can fairly be described as a Soviet joke from World War II Germany:
Hitler, speaking to his portrait: I wonder what will happen to us after the war?
The portrait: You’ll be hung, and I’ll be unhung.
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Heard the best dad joke ever.
After a toast falls on the floor during breakfast
- Have you heard of Murphy’s Law
- No, what is it?
- If something can go wrong, it will. If your toast falls on the floor, it will be on the butter side. That kind of thing.
- Oh my God, that sounds like Cole’s Law
- Oh, what’s that?
- Thinly sliced cabbage
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What do you get if you attempt human DNA with goat DNA?..
…thrown out of the petting zoo
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How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate its tit a lot.
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
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What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper
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What ticks on the wall?
Ticky tape.
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Why is this meme staring at my with accusation in its eyes?
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I’m sorry, but I just don’t get this as a joke. What does “cart” mean in this context?
It is common in on-line shopping software for there to be a “button” associated with each product and labelled “add to cart”, which begins the process of buying the object or licence.
The joke is about “on-line retail therapy”.
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Oh, okay. Yes, I’ve used that, most often to buy books, so I’ve seen it. It just didn’t come to mind. On the other hand, I just showed it to C and she started laughing in a couple of seconds.
Thanks!
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Remember when subway trains were outlawed? So poorly thought through. They just drove them underground.
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For my German friends: