I asked my friend when their birthday was and they said “March 1st”.
So I walked quickly around the room for a bit and asked again…
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My better half found a spider in the bedroom, and after the fright, she asked me to take it out.
So I did.
We went out, did a pub run, had a few drinks… Turns out he’s a really nice guy, he’s a web designer.
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Just accidentally parked in the ‘electric cars only’ space. I hope I don’t get charged.
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Moreso, I hope you don’t become a victim of battery!
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Did it ampere to be a regular parking space? If so, then it’s really not your volt.
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All power to you.
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I never realised this forum had so many bright sparks.
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I think you just like plugging for electric cars.
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I thought I locked this!
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Well it current-ly seems to be unlocked.
(Apologies, that was shockingly bad.)
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Maybe someone got their wires crossed?
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Cohm on. Failing to resist the impulse doesn’t merit a charge.
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Watts the problem with it?
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Anybody can get con-fused. No need to get all wired up about it.
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This is just a series of puns now, an endless circuit of punnery.
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Get thee to a punnery!
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But are they a series or in parallel?
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We want a punnery!!
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My friend and I went out to lunch and he ordered a salad. When he got it and took a bite, he realized they had put on the wrong dressing, and started to get upset.
I told him to romaine calm.
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Lettuce not go down this path. Roger will toss the whole thread.
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