Snorts
Classic.
Okay… how about…
When I was in university, I did a series of experiments crossing alligator and homing pigeon DNA. I’m worried that it will come back to bite me.
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A friend of mine started an online origami business a while back. Sadly he’s just told me he’s going to have to fold.
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It’s a real shame. I thought his business was in creasing.
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They were even going to start their own TV channel, I think it was paper view.
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He was chairman of the board.
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@RossM - isn’t this like four bans worth of puns?
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Temporarily locking this board until @Lordof1 can get help.
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I asked my dermatologist what was the leading cause of dry skin, and she replied “Towels”.
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That’s going to be permanent, then?
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Let’s just see how things unfold.
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I think we need to start again with a clean sheet.
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I am making a graph for my past relationships. There’s going to be an “ex” axis, and a “why” axis…
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The challenges of running an origami business are manifold.
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The discussion board experiment is a failure.
docker rm ...
Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.
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I said to my wife I would prefer to get cremated.
She’s booked me for Tuesday…
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“I caught my husband searching ‘how to dispose of a 110lb woman’. I’m so flattered he thinks I’m only 110lb.”
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I said to the wife: You have to embrace your mistakes…
So she came and hugged me.
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The cost of living crisis has become so bad that Jack had to take a job as a servant for the giant.
Even so, he’s still struggling to put food on the table.
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Well that sounds like a pretty tall order.
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Man, that commute must suck!
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