“I hope you just said turmeric and cumin.”
“As opposed to?”
“I thought you said “human”.”
“That’s right… ground human.”
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The Iron Man of the Laundry.
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I’ve just heard someone in a video about driving a 1970s car say, “At sixty miles an hour this car is noisy. And slow.”
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Maybe they meant sluggish? That would make sense when you’re out of torque.
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Ah, but in this thread we are only interested in what was said, not what may have been meant 
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“It’s like fingering a Sherbet Dip Dab. So to speak.”
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“I am watching to see what the ferret does to the ogre.”
(The ferret is fifteen feet long.)
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A ferret that big must be quite something. What are they feeding it?
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Ogres, clearly.
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And who’s trousers was it up?
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Rapunzel! Throw down your bear!
As juvenile as it is, I can’t stop laughing at the picture of a bear flying out the window and crushing Eugene.
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“Herpetic niggle”
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I’m going straight to hell…
“Rapunzel, throw down your beaver!” was the first thing that came to mind after reading that first sentence …
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“AI wouldn’t want our jobs”
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Leslie Nielsen is an international treasure.
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“I shall take it firmly by the trouser leg”
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“I’m just enjoying Barry’s face”
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“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things up” remains one of my favourite quotes of all time.
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