Is it that little-known instrunent the guitarno?
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“You are dead to me, Michael Jackson, you are dead to me…”
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Yes, but zombie MJ will still pop up to perform that dance interlude from Thriller…
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Thriller… for real now!
EDIT: To give a bit of context, it came up on a quiz where we were convinced Michael Jackson was the right answer, and a team mate came up with that when it wasn’t.
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Adam Sharp on Bluesky: "My favourite variant of “people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” is a colloquial Swedish phrase that goes kasta inte bäver i trähus. It means “do not throw beavers in wooden houses”
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Say cone, now say scone. It’s cone with an s. Begone, anyone who uses gone as justification.
My linguistics wife like to remind me both are acceptable, as she says it wrong. But where’s the fun in that!
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‘Point the navi at the toffee shop’
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Hey, Link!
The Clippy of Zelda
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“The Mozart of muff”
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Reminds me of this from Adam Sharp on Bluesky:
"There’s a fun trend in Argentinian slang of describing someone with an overly high opinion of themselves as a powerful fictional character, but of a tiny territory. My favourite examples are
“Yeti of the fridge freezer,”
“Aquaman of the toilet bowl,” and
“Tarzan of the flowerpot”
And it’s fun to create similar names for people with overly high opinions of themselves. For example:
Blackbeard of the bathtub
Sasquatch of the herb garden
Samurai of the butter knives
Poseidon of the paddling pool
Hannibal of the lectern
Lord of the ringbinder
Wolfgang Amadeus Flowchart "
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The Reiner Knizia of Snakes and Ladders…
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“I can say things like that. I’m a 1920s gangster, dammit. Social sensitivity is not high on my priority list. Hitting people is.”
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“Raccoons can be difficult; they are one of the only animals in the world which will seek revenge…”
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My face when somebody likes a post I wrote here from January… 
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“The gorilla thing was just the beginning.”
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“they’re probably not poisoned.”
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“You have white hair”
“Yup”
K interjects
“Yeah, my dad is an old man!”
“Really?”
“Yeah, he’s really really old!”
K shouts as his friend is herded up the stairs with the rest of the class
“And his eyes are bad!!”
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In this way, a wombat can twerk a predator to death.
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Dammit.
I wanted a detective squid.
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