Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

It’s a gazebo! But all grown up!

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I bet if I ask my children, or even some of my players, they will think is some sort of big panther inspired monster…

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It’s obviously some type of Pokemon.

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Isn’t it a Thundercat?

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“That’s a good idea.”
“I am good idea.”
“Ideas are Russia. Mother.”
“I think you mean, in Mother Russia, good idea has you?”

The good news is, there has to be at least one cylinder still firing here or we’d be dead.

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Well, I suppose this is technically and legally marmalade…

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It’s techincally legal to put jam on first on a scone. Morally outrageous and depraved, of course. But inexplicably legal.

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I’m very live and let live when it comes to people putting things on scones.

As long, that is, as they pronounce it ‘skon’ and not ‘skoane.’ If they get that wrong they’re dead to me.

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Ah, so you only extend this courtesy to posh people, eh?

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Don’t get him started on ‘vayse’ or ‘vahse’…

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Not a bit of it (do posh people say skon? They say skoane, don’t they?). I extend this courtesy to people from the north of England, who as well as knowing how to say scone, also know how to pronounce path and grass.

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Nooooooooo…

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“…it’s absolutely hideous but I need it for a gift.”

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“I can’t play piano or the guitar but I can play this thing like a fiddle (I also can’t play the fiddle)”

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How about “scoon”?

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Or “scun”?

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Or “Stale Muffin?”

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Or ‘Throat-wobbler mangrove’.

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Isn’t the old saying, “People in glass houses shouldn’t throw scones?”

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