I hope there weren’t too many children in the audience!
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Wait, what?
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I’m gonna chub up your taco.
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“So, you’re using the garrote in a non-lethal way? Tell me how that works.”
Followed by
“I’m going to ride him like a… a yeti”
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“It’s a very user-friendly system: the user it’s friendly with is me.”
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Mattresses are so underrated. It’s nice not to have your bum on the floor in the middle of the night.
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“In going to hit myself with this rainbow. The internet says that’s how you become a unicorn.”
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“I want to play the Traveller game where we landed on the Sun. Until I had a quiet word with the GM.”
Yes, this is from a Whartson Hall recording.
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Yes, this happened to me. Not the finest grasp of astrophysics I have ever witnessed.
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Did you land at night?
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Can you land on the sun? Don’t star on it? Or sun on it?
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Water you talking about?
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Oh, that is the first thing to fizzle out when you apply sun to it. It gets all steamed up.
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“Flying frocks? Like Mary Poppins?”
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“I shall use brute force and ignorance… It worked.”
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“I love puffins. They’re like the unicorns of the skies.”
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I asked the internet about that, and it told me:
https://www.birdsoutsidemywindow.org/2019/06/19/two-puffins-and-a-unicorn/
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out.
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I’m scared shitless of getting a tattoo in Chinese, I’m scared they will write “Only Judge Can God Me” or something like that…
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