Complemented by Super Prostate Man – a normal person in every respect but one. The effects of Kryptonite on this lesser-known hero are limited and yet devastating.
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This opens lines of inquiry about both the scientist who rocketed his prostate away from a doomed world and the resultant transplant procedure on earth.
“Strange visitor from another planet” for sure on this one.
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“I’ll meet you by the melons”
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(On Roblox)
“This is the adult life, sit down and watch the children do their stuff”
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“My nose feels as if it’s wearing a little cardboard hat.”
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My dad: „Warum hast du das Weltall weggepackt?“
My partner: „Sie hat es einfach aufgerollt!“
(Why did you put away space/the universe?)
(She just rolled it up)
When I put away my space gaming mat, so we could have coffee on the table.
Then I tried to make a joke about folding space but it was really difficult with the rolled up map.
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Give him an inch of sausage and he’s desperate for more.
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“My mermaid top.
My mermaid underwear.
My unicorn costume.”
These were my three-year-old’s demands upon entering the door after a week in New Jersey.
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Strangely enough mine are identical for a night out!
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“You’re right, I think I am a bit drunk. Maybe it was the alcohol in the vodka.”
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Do not throw your fox into the fan.
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“I will NOT fall face-first into the flapjack”
…and I didn’t (replacing kitchen clock, which periodically goes mad and decides it’s in Finland or similar)
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“You can work here.”
-My three year old, when I explained in three year old terms that I’d been fired today.
Bless this child.
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“We have spoiled food and poop”
– 4, explaining the restaurant concept at which I just sat down
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Oh that’s rubbish news Acacia, I’m very sorry.
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“Cinderbeard be laughin’ at yer sissy ‘shields’.”
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“If you have a long femur then your bum has further to travel.”
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…. muffled explosion
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“Red Bull gives you wind.”
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“The jokes in the panto were Nick (@Lordof1) level jokes…”
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