“Fries are good for you. They are made of potatoes and start with the same letter as fruit”
My 8yo daughter, future nutritionist, seems like.
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Kid’s going places! Logic like that’ll ensure a promising career in politics
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“What’s your ratio of hair to gravy?”
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Or advertising
My son has a similar approach. “6+6 = 13, daddy.” “No, son, its 12.” “Pretend it isn’t”
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“I’m not keen to create lots of radioactive crawling undead.”
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“The celery burst out of my skin.”
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Me, rolling over the stop line: “The car is heavy today.”
Passenger: “I didn’t poop this morning.”
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From a friend working in the port of Las Palmas, in the Canary Islands, after hearing about the Suez Canal “incident”: Nice f**k up, captain. How long is it going to be closed for?
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The Emperor is awakening!?
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„Then we have a choice of drinking more wine or eating less nutella…“
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Note: I had to skip on a lot of fun quotes that would have given away my BotC identity … mostly along the lines of: Muhaha, I’m evil!!!
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“Of course, the answer is obvious! Scrofula!”
(The bit Terry Pratchett didn’t try to answer, how you tell when your captive crown prince has become a king.)
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BotC? Back of the Chair?
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Blood on the Clocktower. Second game just started up. Feel free to join as a traveler. Makes the game more crazy than it already is! 
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Paraphrased:
“Oh God! Did he eat a crescent roll?”
“No, it was just one of those cardboard eggs.”
“Oh, good.”
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Allergies?
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Putting clothes pegs on all your fingers won’t make you royalty
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Intolerances, not allergies, but same idea. Gluten in this case. This is our 7 year old. Would probably cause vomiting or really bad diarrhea for a day or two. In either case, we don’t want to deal with it.
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I just heard this.
Kiddo M:Daddy I want more do not deep fry Furby connect.
Dad: I too do not want more deep fry Furby connect
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You can’t put a shoe on a willy
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