“‘Bacteria Energy’ – the lightest and most-portable energy source, perfect for the modern professional Castaway.”
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“We’d have to cast Walk on Air on the zombie cyclops, but that presents no great difficulty.”
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“Can I interest you in some nun plums?”
(I feel vaguely compelled to clarify that these were actual plums I had picked from a tree at an actual convent upon the suggestion of an actual nun.)
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Is that a nun de plume?
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“You can keep them. I don’t need Jesus and Aladdin in my life.”
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“Adult chunks with turkey or sodomy?”
(Cat food, and the last word was actually “sardines”.)
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“So ‘voluntary euthanasia via killer whale’, then?”
“It’d be more efficient than a panda.”
(Not having realised that pandas were the alternative, I had made the mistake of sipping on my drink after asking my question, and I consider it An Accomplishment that everything in front of me was not subsequently covered by a fine mist of tea.)
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“Don’t lift with your face”
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“It’s amazing what an extending cobweb brush can do.”
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“I want chicken skin!”
“Pork chops don’t have chicken skin!”
-Older kid’s request and my reponse
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In the Sentinels of the Multiverse game at Tekelilicon:
A: “Seriously, why would anyone choose to live in Megalopolis if there are villains attacking it all the time?”
B: (turns up the Plummeting Monorail disaster card) “They have a monorail!”
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Had. They had a monorail.
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That definitely improves it, doesn’t it? A ruined monorail for your sunset pictures is the cooooolest thing…
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I need a moniker
I’m a mom…so a momiker?
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