“‘Bacteria Energy’ – the lightest and most-portable energy source, perfect for the modern professional Castaway.”
“We’d have to cast Walk on Air on the zombie cyclops, but that presents no great difficulty.”
“Can I interest you in some nun plums?”
(I feel vaguely compelled to clarify that these were actual plums I had picked from a tree at an actual convent upon the suggestion of an actual nun.)
Is that a nun de plume?
“You can keep them. I don’t need Jesus and Aladdin in my life.”
“Adult chunks with turkey or sodomy?”
(Cat food, and the last word was actually “sardines”.)
“So ‘voluntary euthanasia via killer whale’, then?”
“It’d be more efficient than a panda.”
(Not having realised that pandas were the alternative, I had made the mistake of sipping on my drink after asking my question, and I consider it An Accomplishment that everything in front of me was not subsequently covered by a fine mist of tea.)
“Don’t lift with your face”
“It’s amazing what an extending cobweb brush can do.”
“I want chicken skin!”
“Pork chops don’t have chicken skin!”
-Older kid’s request and my reponse
In the Sentinels of the Multiverse game at Tekelilicon:
A: “Seriously, why would anyone choose to live in Megalopolis if there are villains attacking it all the time?”
B: (turns up the Plummeting Monorail disaster card) “They have a monorail!”
Had. They had a monorail.
That definitely improves it, doesn’t it? A ruined monorail for your sunset pictures is the cooooolest thing…
I need a moniker
I’m a mom…so a momiker?