“I had a bit of a flashback outside.”
“Traumatic?”
“No, no. Nice. It was the way Jan said ‘doggy’…Reminded me of something…”
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It’s a great day for ice cream!
It is demonstrably not. It’s, like, 25 degrees outside
Dear, are you talking back to the children’s toys again?
… … I am.
(Singing) ice cream, ice cream all around!
Ice cream for everyone in town!
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Speaking of ice-cream…
I didn’t actually say this to anyone, but it occurred to me that if the Dragon’s Den venture capitalists were overly-exciteable puppies…
“I pee, you pee, we all pee for I.P.”
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Ice cream is great at any time and any temperature. When it’s cold out, it doesn’t melt and is much better and easier to eat.
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That’s weird, I dislike ice cream at any temperature, but I agree that the external temperature has no bearing on it.
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25 at the Celsius scale is a perfect temperature to enjoy Ice cream. The problem seems to be Fahrenheit…
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“What does Yoda say? ‘Do it! Or don’t do it. No Maybe.’”
“…Hold that thought, I need to go write that down.”
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“If I waited to finish eating before I started creative stuff, I’d never get anything done.”
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That must be my problem… either that or too many cups of tea…
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" I’m a big fish in a small pond, and I’m ready to spread my wings."
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“I don’t think you’re qualified to have Imposter Syndrome.”
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I could design a Damn fine gcse biology course around The Thing.
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To a merchant: “If I just pay you now before you tell us about your starving children, will you shut up?”
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I have been watching too much Critical Role. At work, my Maintenance Manager just said while discussing a repair/upgrade on our rapid doors: “How do you want to do this?” and for a second I thought that he was a critter as well.
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Unfortunately, your mother has the mechanical ability of a drunken rabbit.
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“you worry about a flashing light a block away, but won’t check a sound inside the house?”
“I have cats.”
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You’re not fat ‘enough’
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Pants first then tickles!
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I don’t have the greens for the power peanut!
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