Beer over tulips! Priorities!
Australia are in Eurovision because they knocked out West Ham in the semi finals.
“Listening to ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat, twenty times at high volume, the nuance and layers really come out.”
Ahhhh, the memories…
So good they are only memories, and not something worse…
There’s a cartoon of this thing now.
‘Yes, but he needed the space for hot-gluing a fish…’
The best defense is a good BLT.
“In a different bra, I could have done some dusting.”
It’s been over 24h, but still:
“Who is Quincy Jones?”
“It’s like Tom Jones dad or something”
“She’s getting hungrier and full of entitlement”
“That applies to our cat, but also to one of our children”
“There is no ‘documents’ entity, just a “we got the documents” flag, which is either tripped or not tripped.”
Well, I know what I meant.
That’s no flag, it’s a land mine
“He is the sexiest Ogre you have ever seen. If there was a Sexiest Ogre of the Year competition, he would have won it.”
“I am intrigued about this competition, is it a beauty pageant, who are the judges…”
I’m sure Shrek remembers it fondly, even though it’s been a week.
Tomorrow, one night only, you can see “Men” “Pleasure” “The Whole Animal”.
(Really, that’s the bill.)
Depends on whether Fiona found out about it.
Someone at your local cinema is bored with their job…