Beer over tulips! Priorities!
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Australia are in Eurovision because they knocked out West Ham in the semi finals.
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“Listening to ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat, twenty times at high volume, the nuance and layers really come out.”
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Ahhhh, the memories…
So good they are only memories, and not something worse…
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There’s a cartoon of this thing now.
It’s awful.
‘Yes, but he needed the space for hot-gluing a fish…’
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The best defense is a good BLT.
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“In a different bra, I could have done some dusting.”
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You too? 
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It’s been over 24h, but still:
“Who is Quincy Jones?”
“It’s like Tom Jones dad or something”
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“She’s getting hungrier and full of entitlement”
“That applies to our cat, but also to one of our children”
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“There is no ‘documents’ entity, just a “we got the documents” flag, which is either tripped or not tripped.”
Well, I know what I meant.
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That’s no flag, it’s a land mine
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“He is the sexiest Ogre you have ever seen. If there was a Sexiest Ogre of the Year competition, he would have won it.”
“I am intrigued about this competition, is it a beauty pageant, who are the judges…”
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I’m sure Shrek remembers it fondly, even though it’s been a week.
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Tomorrow, one night only, you can see “Men” “Pleasure” “The Whole Animal”.
(Really, that’s the bill.)
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Depends on whether Fiona found out about it.
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Someone at your local cinema is bored with their job…
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