Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

Beer over tulips! Priorities!

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Australia are in Eurovision because they knocked out West Ham in the semi finals.

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I didn’t hear it, as such, but I certainly can’t unsee it:

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“Listening to ‘Baby Shark’ on repeat, twenty times at high volume, the nuance and layers really come out.”

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Ahhhh, the memories…

So good they are only memories, and not something worse…

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There’s a cartoon of this thing now.

It’s awful.

‘Yes, but he needed the space for hot-gluing a fish…’

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The best defense is a good BLT.

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“In a different bra, I could have done some dusting.”

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You too? :sunglasses:

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It’s been over 24h, but still:

“Who is Quincy Jones?”
“It’s like Tom Jones dad or something”

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“She’s getting hungrier and full of entitlement”

“That applies to our cat, but also to one of our children”

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“There is no ‘documents’ entity, just a “we got the documents” flag, which is either tripped or not tripped.”

Well, I know what I meant.

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That’s no flag, it’s a land mine

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“He is the sexiest Ogre you have ever seen. If there was a Sexiest Ogre of the Year competition, he would have won it.”
“I am intrigued about this competition, is it a beauty pageant, who are the judges…”

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You’ve surely seen the marquee of the wonderful theater near me?

That was last week, sadly.

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I’m sure Shrek remembers it fondly, even though it’s been a week.

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Tomorrow, one night only, you can see “Men” “Pleasure” “The Whole Animal”.
(Really, that’s the bill.)

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Depends on whether Fiona found out about it.

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Someone at your local cinema is bored with their job…

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