Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

Some things, once known, cannot be un-known. I suggest we stop asking questions where we may not enjoy the answer.

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You are all preemptively banned.

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No, but there were plenty of others I could have listed. Visited a couple of friends today and they were constantly dropping these gems.

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“Yes there. I’m holding a shoe up!”

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At this point I was also starting to wonder about the one before that.

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“You picked a fight with a one year old.”
“Yeah. And I won.”

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“The problem with Wuthering Heights is that everyone’s called Catherine.”

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cold-kate-bush

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I do a mean wuthering heights

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You have been preemptively muted.

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“Typical. I just spent about 20 bucks on a burger+chips+drink and look at that combo for $30 with 4 burgers and 2 sides…”

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“Surrey Bikes are coooool!!”

The 5 year old daughter sitting in the front without pedalling while I am… :hot_face: :hot_face:

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This is one of those new fandangled “e-bikes” I’ve been hearing about, yes? The ones where you don’t need to do any pedalling, because 'e does it for you?

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In a Surrey accent and all…

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I had to do a search for “Surrey Bike” after that to make sure that I hadn’t unwittingly responded to a joke with the same joke : )

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I nearly spill my tea laughing with that last comment :smiley: :smiley:

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That means go away in fart.

“I want to see beavers in Devon!”

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Hey, join the queue.

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They are about…

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