So, “everything in moderation”?
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I decline to believe that a Swedish car can’t be driven when it’s a little chilly.
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Don’t be silly. No one is going to make a car out of a little chili.
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Just before WWII the Swedish Air Force decided they should buy some bombers, but most powers were building up their own forces and wouldn’t sell to a neutral country. They ended up getting a few from Italy, only to discover that they really didn’t work well in Swedish weather…
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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on the sides?
So that when they get to port, they can Scandinavian.
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Just remembering the time in the late 1990s when the Pentagon announced that they were going to RFID-tag everything to solve their logistics problems.
Within 24 hours, someone had posted “woohoo, now I can build landmines that only blow up under American military boots”.
The Pentagon quietly dropped the idea.
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They are still working on putting barcodes on all the bullets.
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I told this joke to a coworker and it caused the software installation we were waiting on to fail.
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“I thought of you when I was buying the mince.”
#hardlyflatteredatall
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Turns out they work just as well if addressed to “occupant”.
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“Health is more important than trousers.”
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“You’ve entered the perineum, and God is with you.”
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“Watch and you’ll see…
One day I’ll be…
A flying squiiiiirel.”
“That’s not how it goes.”
[Sebastian voice] “Up in a tree! Up in a tree!”
“Oh, come on.”
“And she won’t say a word until you-
Kiss de squirrel.”
“…Ok, I’m on board.”
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Fanfic mish-mash of The Little Mermaid and The Sword in the Stone?
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Just me ruining little mermaid for everyone.
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I don’t know the song, but I too am on board.
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We just asked, “Whose turn is it?”
Sometimes, the answer was, “Yours.” 
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“We want Crazy Train!!”
“I don’t think Ozzy Osborne gets much air time at the Museum of the Bible.”
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“All I have seen this trip is trees!”
“No forest?”
“Just trees!”
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