Paging @superjaz. What is that show you are watching? Chef Hua?
“I listen to all kinds of music. You have only one kind. Bad.”
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“Mama, nai nai” (including sign language).
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First words?
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She’s been working on several but this is the first time she’s really nailed it. Mom is beaming.
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Chef Hua a Chinese period drama about love and cooking.
The cooking in it is so pretty. If I were to rate it, G, maybe PG. Tho swords and innuendos might get it higher.
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Hiking down a trail with friends and their 10 and 12 yo kids, we encounter another group coming up. All of them adults about our age.
Friends‘ daughter: „Look at that old people‘s home excursion.“
(„Guck mal, Mama, das Altersheim mache einen Ausflug.“)
PS: she was loud enough so everyone on the trail could hear her.
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“We can kiss now, I think the bleeding has stopped”
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'This must be what people on acid see, just everywhere!"
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— every action film ever, or at least it should be.
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“I have come here to bleed and to kiss … and I ain’t got time to bleed.”
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“It’s time to kiss and bleed, and I’m all out of blood”
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“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he lose six pints or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being these are the most powerful lips in the world and would kiss your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel bloody?” Well, do ya, punk?”
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This has cast Dirty Harry in a whole different light.
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Besides The Last Boy Scout, where you replace kissing with a dance
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(upon finding out Grandma is going on holiday)
‘But Grandma can’t go away we phone her every Sunday?’
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“I said he’s the human equivalent of cinnamon toothpaste.”
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“Yes, I’m busy.”
–incomprehensible off mic.–
" I’m playing video games for work."
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*Daughter watching Gangnam Style for the first time
“this was a thing? How was this an actual thing?”
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It’s important to learn how irrelevant and arbitrary Internet fame is
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