(overheard in a grocery parking lot)
“You won’t die but you will grow boobs.”
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“Wallis Windsor eaten by a crocodile? Surprised it found any meat on her!”
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(WWII RPG, flying an unarmed aircraft long distance)
“Why has someone written ‘new flask of gin for pilot’ at the bottom of this half-hourly checklist?”
“How much fuel margin do we have for shenanigans, assuming we land where we planned to?”
“Fly casual”.
“The BOAC version of the Crossing the Line ceremony is rather less… robust than the naval one.”
“Nobody’s getting anything painted.”
“Smith, as tt turns out, actually has a personality.”
“I’ve always assumed he had several, to be deployed as needed.”
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What do my little balls taste of?
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No, it’s “Pokemon” not “Pokey Mom!”
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“Have a nice day in Space, dear!”
(My partner is an actor and is starting work at “Bridge Command” in London).
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That does sound cool.
Edit.
I’ve looked at the trailer and the backs of the chairs are way too high.
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Did you know NASA initially didn’t want to send women into space because they were worried that their mental state upon menstruating would be insufficient for managing a space ship! They also had ZERO clue what would happen to menstrual bleeding in space (which is probably a more serious reason).
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“We could ask some women about it. Does anybody here know one?”
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They also sent Sally Ride up with 100 tampons for 4 days in space.
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No, no, that’s gunshot wounds, not explosive decompression.
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It is very specifically and legally not Star Trek, which I think is denoted solely in the inaccurate back of chair height.
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But if the ship gets shot, smoke and sparks come out of the consoles, which I think is cool.
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“Your mission is to steal the advanced alien technology of fuses…”
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“If I had two noses, would I smell better?”
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You’d probably smell twice as much
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“Incidental nudity does not make one a nudist.”
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I suppose we’re all nudists, deep down.
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Not too deep, or I think it becomes something else.
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If you still have your skin you’re only a weekend nudist.
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