“It’s like it’s being bonked by all those tiny little watermelons”
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It’s like being bonked by all those tiny little watermelons.
I have this exact same dream.
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Giant hands?
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Cucamelons
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Its the BFG
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Watching Marques Brownlee reviewing a Samsung 'phone camera. He just described how it performs “in darker light”…
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Dark Sucker Theory?
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Her, watching a TV show I can’t stand, and laughing…:
“Ah… it’s too much!”
“Woo hoo!”
“Why ‘woo hoo’?”
“You said it was too much.”
“I think you’ve misunderstood.”
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(while discussing “version 3.7.1”)
“Three dot seven point one”
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Really annoy them and pronounce it “decimal”. (Non US, or at least UK, air traffic cobtrol standard.)
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Three and one tenth and seventeen hundredths.
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“I can’t remember what I was going to say…”
“Was it about ghosts?”
“No.”
“Was it about… not ghosts?”
“Yes.”
“I got it in two!”
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“You know they say that grief comes in three stages. There’s the first bit, then there’s the next bit, and then you’re done.”
– Words of wisdom from the most unsentimental person I know.
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This reminds me of Alan Partridge summarising Rudyard Kipling’s If: ‘If you do x, y and z, Bob’s your uncle.’
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I was in an online session for a large outsourcing business where they were supposed to teach us about workshop design. The guy hosting the session got us all to log on to an anonymous survey site and his first question was “What’s your favourite warm-up activity?” (our host loves warm-up activities).
Among the usual “interesting fact” or “drawing things” entries, one person submitted the answer “genocide”. I’m not sure if they were trolling or making a comment on not agreeing with their government/ military client.
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“You cannot roll a cigarette with meatballs!”
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I should hope not! Cannelloni is the appropriate tool.
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“If you need me to get my 'phone out to have a good time, something’s gone wrong…”
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I watched that video yesterday
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