Mandrills find it very hard to wear underpants.
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“I have ‘Less Sleep’ in the cheap version. It comes under ‘Overconfidence’.”
“Unexpected but useful skills for a poisoner: ‘Estimate weight of dog by eye’.”
“Patron saint of aviation and mental handicaps.” “That sums us up.”
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Ah, this takes me back to the White Wolf days of playing characters with the Overconfidence advantage.
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It’s not a bad match for “acts like a Player Character”. 
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I guess size does matter.
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“People have survived being near Jar-Eel the Razoresss. But not all of them.”
(regarding Cannibal Virgins, an élite bodyguard corps) “That term is metaphorical, right?” “The first part definitely not. The second part, nobody’s in a position to say.”
“I mean, they’re basically the divine hazmat team and I’m not going to object.”
“Who do I have to sacrifice to make this problem go away?” “Possibly us. We’re not consenting. Yet. Give us another few weeks.”
“Look on the bright side. Most of us are no worse at handling dinosaurs than we were at handling the mule team.”
“That was the most comprehensible Dragonewt encounter I have ever seen.”
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“Fish is birds by courtesy. I mean, they’re basically the same design as high-speed birds.”
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From last night’s RPG session: “Have we got a ten foot pole?” “No. This is a serious space game. You’ve got a three-metre space pole.”
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10ft would be nearly 1.6% better, if the quality of a pole is a function of its length.
it’s a family site!
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"Sunday, Monday, Happy Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days
We just get a Happy Hour. Those people must have been drunk all the time!"
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“Feature-freeze is for cowards.”
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c’mon! It’s not like I have anything to learn! – my ten year old.
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Just shipped a huge stack of diffs tonight, representing most of what I did the last six months, ahead of the infra freeze by a whole day!
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“Spock; the original elf. With eyebrows.”
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“Yeah, that’s definitely the biggest health threat I face at Christmas: acquired radioactivity.”
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“in a surprising turn of events, the baby Jesus turned out to be an axolotl”
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“No! Don’t go fighting anyone! There is no MMA on Christmas Day!”
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“I thought people could put the wiener juice on the scallops”
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