“Allow me to inttroduce you to a short instructional video called ‘Space: It Wants To Kill You’.”
“Carcinisation applies to biological spacecraft too.”
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“Chiselled out of cheese.”
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“… add in the ground, flatulence-inducing hazelnuts…”
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Chaos! Destruction! Knitting!
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Did you take out the garagara?
Meaning the thing that makes the noise of wheels turning, which meant the broken suitcase.
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“How do we illustrate ‘the absence of postmodernism in this world’?”
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“I’d rather go De Vito over potatoes”
“Ah, the ultimate full house”
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“Thank you for this hot drink, darling, but it’s fucking awful.”
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“What have they done to her hair?”
“I don’t know but she’s going to be buried with it.”
(Looking at a 1970s game box.)
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Addendum: “They certainly won’t risk cremation.”
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A somewhat sanitised version. “Well, they’re not going to risk burning the ___” was what I think I said.
( those underlines are the very devil to articulate)
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“That plan should have worked. It was flawless!”
“I wish I had the buffer of your ignorance.”
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“Zoe Ball gave me a panettone!”
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“We’re going to out-class these m****rf****rs”
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Is that a euphemism?
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Oh cool, what a great job!
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“… nothing but a biodegradable butt plug.”
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Is this related to the panettone?
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“Are those Mandrills on your socks?”
“They are, yes!”
“I hope they don’t do matching underpants”
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