Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

“Allow me to inttroduce you to a short instructional video called ‘Space: It Wants To Kill You’.”

“Carcinisation applies to biological spacecraft too.”

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“Chiselled out of cheese.”

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“… add in the ground, flatulence-inducing hazelnuts…”

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Chaos! Destruction! Knitting!

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Did you take out the garagara?

Meaning the thing that makes the noise of wheels turning, which meant the broken suitcase.

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“How do we illustrate ‘the absence of postmodernism in this world’?”

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