no, just looking at your credit card bill. What else could you be doing with a robotic milking machine and a trebuchet?
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Preparing to meet Nigel Farage?
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For that, I’d want a machine I saw on TV in the early 1970s. It was a high-pressure agricultural slurry sprayer, with a range of at least a hundred yards.
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‘So you’re stoned, but you haven’t lost your marbles.’
During a game of Dungeons and Dragons where a character was turned to stone but didn’t lose the small stones they had created with an Animate Object spell.
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“I left her with peanut butter on her starfish”
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Some context:
Summary
Mum had to see the doctor, which meant leaving her Chihuahua / French Bulldog cross at home for an hour. Combining the key traits of both breeds, Winnie is not keen on being kept out of anything, so to keep her occupied she has a plastic starfish chew toy which can be filled with, in this case, peanut butter for her to gnaw at. See? Totally mundane explanation.
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You had to go and spoil it, didn’t you?
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I hid the context! I cannot accept blame for an excess of curiosity on the part of others.
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“I think this is the most frightened I’ve ever been by something 12 thousand kilometres away from me.”
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It’s more convenient than being a firefly - then, he’d have to detach his whole bottom.
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“God spared my life for a reason”
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In order to not expose his identity Batman was either driving the batmobile uninsured or committing insurance fraud.
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Is it a legal requirement to have car insurance in Gotham? Because in NZ it certainly isn’t…
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I suspect it’s more important to have supervillain insurance.
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Uninsured, definitely. Like he’s going to let himself get pulled over to be cited for anything 
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This makes me think, his flying bat-plane (sorry, can’t remember the official name) has it got flying licence and indication lights? I bet it doesn’t…
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Well, the whole “vigilante” thing is already quite illegal. And someone really ought to do a study on the prevalence of mental illness in Gotham. I bet there’s something environmental.
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Stuff dropped on the pipes, they showed it in Batman Begins… 
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I watched The Batman today, which was a lot better than I was expecting and a big step up from the Nolan films. It uses the idea that Batman is at least in part responsible for the appearance of all the villains.
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Here in Kansas, there is a tax that must be paid on all illegal drugs. The only way to pay the tax is to show up with your illegal drugs at a county or state courthouse so they can be weighed.
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