Howdy folks. Since some of you (I’m not pointing fingers, @Boydesian) seem to be at least somewhat Star Trek Fans, I thought we should settle this once and for all.
Mano-a-Humano. A battle for the ages… Romulan Warbirds against Klingon Warbirds against Cardassian Warbi… you get the idea.
Right! So, in the only order that makes any sense:
Best Captains in Star Trek:
- Sisko
- Janeway
- Picard
- New Kirk
- Old Kirk
- Archer
Now, while we take these truths to be self-evident, I posit the following:
- Sisko was the start of Star Trek with actual story arcs. Sure, TNG had a few reoccurring villains, a few “Hey, you remember that one time…”, but functionally you could watch most of the show out of order and never actually know it. Which isn’t really TNG’s fault… most shows were like that! DS9 introduced a little thing I like to call… “plot”. Or overarching plot, at the least. Elements of the first season cropped up throughout the show!
- DS9 had the best AND WORST episodes of any Star Trek. “Hurry Home”, while not as overtly racist as “Code of Honor” (I don’t think anything ever was), was pretty awful. Every time Vic FotherMucking Fontaine shows up in any episode he made me want to gouge out my eyes and ears, and gosh there are a lot of utterly awful Mirror Universe episodes. So many. But to counterpose that… “Duet” was spectacular. “Trials and Tribble-lations”? Come on. And the two best episodes of any Star Trek ever made… “In the Pale Moonlight” and “Far Beyond The Stars”.
chef kiss - Lastly, Sisko is a human captain. I mean… he’s an actual human. He makes mistakes, he gets fooled (Eddington in particular), but when he’s on… the scene with him and Dukat in “Waltz”? Or between him and Nog when Nog first wants to go to Starfleet Academy? Sisko brings out the best in those around him, both as a character and as an actor. He is a gift to watch.
Janeway is great, Picard is good, I really like the energy Chris Pine brings to Kirk, and I think Bill Shatner is a great actor and so does he. Archer… well, I think Archer is an inconsistent mess and the show choked on its own potential.
Haven’t seen Discovery yet, so no spoilers, but otherwise: have at ya!



