Want to learn how to make your money go farther? Just mail $20 to this address in Greenland.
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You’re missing some classics:
Born to Run
Take Another Little Piece of That Art
Take the Money and Run
Let My Picks Open the Door
Lurkin’ for a Livin’
Lurking for the Weekend
Money for Nothing
It’s a Pick Lock Life (for Us)
Shadows of the Night
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There’s also “Not Knocking on Treasure Door”, “Wanted: Dead or Alive” and “Here I go again on my own (scouting)” worth mentioning…
Plus the classic “Stand and Deliver”
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Just drunk a whole glass of food colouring. The label said it would be safe but I feel like I’m dyeing inside.
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You’ve been warned before about these off-colour jokes.
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I’m not sure if that joke is making me see red, giving me the blues, or making me green with envy…
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I’m about to black out.
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I’m just wondering how many small bottles you had to use to fill a whole glass. Or did you dilute it? If you did you would have had enough to fill a bucket and only pail in comparison…
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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But those people have heart.
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I’m one of those people that’s very comfortable in their own skin. I’ve tried other people’s, but it gets itchy when the blood dries.
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I have a colleague that often says “I have six toes. The last one wasn’t mine originally, but I have it now.”
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I recently found a recipe for Moroccan dinner rolls. It calls for fresh thyme, but sadly mine was pretty old… I used it anyway. As I remember it, I really liked that old thyme Moroccan roll.
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Damn it I like this joke way more than I should.
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I like it exactly as much as I should, which is a lot : )
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Delightful, did you feel like wanting to Rock the Kasbah??
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Why do hummingbirds hum?
Bad filter capacitors.
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If a group of crows meet by accident, it’s called a manslaughter.
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This is a family forum!!
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