Similar to my observation the other day that (unless something very odd is happening) all RPGs are storytelling games, so regardless of system or anything else, everyone is playing a bard.
I thought it was a dexterity game… Or when you get to an age, the thing you do to keep the children happy for a bit that will hurt the rest of the evening…
Allow me to introduce my exciting new Kickstarter project: 12-Dimensional Chess, including a chess board constructed by our engineers in a mind-warping 12 dimensions*, and 32 credible miniatures.