Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep 4 (Cairo)

For the previous chapter, see Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep 3 (London) .

Session 26 - If You’re Outside the Three Mile Limit It Doesn’t Count As Murder.: We set sail for Cairo. First class, of course. Possibly bringing the library was an error.

Session 27 - Have They Ever Tried Not Being Poor?: We have things to do in Cairo. How can we be this organised?

Session 28 - Always a Lot of Bottom Dropping: Further progress. Hardly anybody gets murdered in their beds.

Session 29: Just As Effective as the Real Medicine: We return after a real-world break to find that Cairo is still there.

Session 30: Renowned For Their Boning Skills: Is this NPC actually heing helpful? Clearly something is very wrong.

Session 31: Not Even Welcome in the C of E Any More: No, really, this is a problem and you are not going to be fine.

Session 32: A Camel, Idling at the Kerb: Up the Nile, with only every luxury money can buy to sustain us. (Drugs are bad, OK?)

Session 33: Amygdala Accent Bassoon: Into the Pyramid! And the Other Pyramid! And…

Session 34: Backwards With a Hose: Not for the sake of a ribboned coat

Session 35: The Macarena Pyramid: Just a quick drop in on an old friend before we carry on with the main mission.

Session 36: The Weird Feeling That It’s Not His Blood: I have been stared down by a god. And you, sir, are no god.

Session 37: So If We Murder Her Now: Picking up where we left off. More or less…

Session 38: Wearing A Metal Band Around My Forehead: Under the Pyramids… for King and Country!

Session 39: Its Lovely Squishable Nose: The struggle under the pyramids continues. Who will live? Who will die? Who will get a nice cocktail and a relaxing river cruise?

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Corollary episode title: If You’re Outside Three Mile Island It Doesn’t Count As A Nuclear Meltdown.

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A little out of genre… I think we’re more likely to have existential meltdowns, and indeed some of us may already have done so.

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Spotify recommended very model of a modern major general performed by the D’oyly Carte opera company to me this week and I blame y’all.

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Session 27 - Have They Ever Tried Not Being Poor?: We have things to do in Cairo. How can we be this organised?

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Session 28 - Always a Lot of Bottom Dropping: Further progress. Hardly anybody gets murdered in their beds.

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After quite a long delay we’re about to resume the Cairo chapter of Masks. We’ve all largely forgotten what was happening so I’ve put together a summary for the players… I thought it might be useful for anyone listening (or make a good jumping-on point for anyone who wanted to start):

SPOILERS FOR MASKS OF NYARLATHOTEP BELOW… I’m not using the spoiler marker as it would be the whole post… just don’t read further.

Masks: Egypt – refresher

It’s been nearly a year, and whilst we all know that you’re diligent investigators who forget almost nothing, a teensy refresher on a few important points might be useful. So, here’s a little reminder of: who you were, where you were and what the hell you were doing .

New York

Your good friend and bestselling author Jackson Elias, was murdered, surrounded by information about death cults around the world (as well as his spleen and such). You were contracted by his publisher, Jonah Kensington , and his lawyer, Carlton Ramsey , to finish his research and his novel, and find out who killed him. In your investigations, you learned:

  • Jackson believed there was a mysterious purpose linking all the death cults of the world, and some singular entity behind it all… ‘ Many names, many forms, but all the same, and all towards one end.’
  • He believed the Carlyle expedition was deeply involved. This expedition left New York in 1919, travelled to London, then on to Cairo, then to Kenya for a ‘vacation’, where the whole party was killed in an altercation with native Kenyans.
  • The Carlyle expedition comprised: Roger Carlyle (wealthy socialite), Robert Huston (his therapist), Sir Aubrey Penhew (noted British Egyptologist), Hypatia Masters (photographer). Also mentioned are Jack ‘Brass’ Brady , Carlyle’s bodyguard, and an unidentified black woman with whom Carlyle was besotted.
  • Jackson suspected at least some of the expedition were still alive.
  • You discovered and destroyed the Cult of the Bloody Tongue, responsible for Jackson’s death. The cult did indeed appear to have worldwide connections.

England

You travelled here following in the footsteps of both Jackson and the Carlyle expedition. You learned:

  • The Cult of the Black Pharoah operated here, led by Edward Gavigan, the man left behind by Aubrey Penhew to run his foundation whilst he was on the Carlyle expedition.
  • This cult also had worldwide connections, and had penetrated the highest levels of British society, including Rabbit’s Foot’s father (who was later himself penetrated by his son’s bullets).
  • You found a letter in the basement of Gavigan’s estate indicating that Jack Brady, at least, was still alive.
  • The ‘Pale Viper’ was mentioned in the same letter.
  • Zafira Shafik, a rival of Gavigan’s, attempted to enlist your help in disrupting his plans. Instead you killed both her and Gavigan, wrecked a perfectly nice car and a perfectly lovely player character.

Egypt

You have travelled to Cairo for several reasons:

  • The Carlyle expedition visited here in 1919, and Jackson in 1924.
  • Jackson had a letter from Warren Bessart , a French broker in Cairo, written to Carlyle and telling him that he could get some interesting arefacts for him from a local trader, Faraz Najjar .
  • A ledger in Gavigan’s basement indicated the cult had sent several items to Omar al-Shakti
  • The Clive Expedition , a British expedition sponsored by the Penhew Foundation, is currently excavating in Egypt. Campion was rather surprised to discover his ex-girlfriend and ex-alive person Greta Brandt appeared to be with them.

Since arriving in Egypt you have discovered:

  • The Carlyle expedition arrived in May 1919, dug near Giza then shifted sites to Sakkara, then finally Dashur. In July they suddenly embarked on a ‘holiday’ to Mombasa, Kenya (from which they never returned).
  • Photos of Hypatia Masters, supposed to be from July, when the expedition left, were actually dated from May, when the expedition arrived.
  • The Clive Expedition had been digging at Giza and uncovered a female mummy from the smallest of the three Great Pyramids. The mummy disappeared mysteriously very shortly afterwards, from a well-guarded chamber with only one exit.
  • You learned the above from Nigel Wassif , debonair editor of the Cairo Bulletin .
  • The mummy from the Clive expedition was rumoured to be that of Nitocris , an ancient princess mentioned in your book Amongst the Stones (from New York, in the Cult of the Bloody Tongue’s basement).
  • You tracked down and spoke to Faraz Najjar . He confirmed the presence of yet another cult in Cairo – another branch of the Cult of the Black Pharoah.
  • Najjar told you that Omar el-Shakti is the leader of the cult in Cairo, and warned you that he is A Very Dangerous Man.
  • He also mentioned rumours that the cult wants something kept in the mosque of Ibn Tulun.
  • He also told you that he ‘procured’ an item which sounded very like the Crown of Nitocris (from Amongst the Stones) for the Carlyle expedition.
  • He suggested that if you wanted to know more about occult matters you should visit Nuri of El Wasta , a small village about 30 miles south of Cairo.
  • Your dragoman, the reliable Saleem Naziz, also briefly worked for Carlyle, but left when they left Giza.
  • Jonah Kensington and his secretary have been murdered back in New York.

Here’s the current situation as we enter the next session:

  • It’s currently the (very) early hours of Wednesday 1st April, 1925.
  • The entire party has been attacked in their beds at Shepheards hotel, by mysterious men with knives. Perhaps it’s an April Fool’s joke.
  • You killed all but one of the men, who you are (presumably) about to interrogate. IMPORTANT NOTE: the police are aware you have a captive, that he is currently alive, and they counted how many fingers he has. They’re waiting outside for you to release him to their custody.
  • You are arranging safe travel out of Egypt and future employment for Najjar, who was terrified of further reprisals by the cult and totally hasn’t been murdered in his sleep or anything.
  • You’re due to have another meeting with Nigel Wassif this evening at 8pm in Shepheards.

Finally, and I hope this isn’t too proscriptive or breadcrumby as you all, frustratingly, have free will and are not afraid to use it, here are some leads you haven’t yet followed up (this isn’t meant to be a complete list or even a ‘we must do each and every one of these things’ list, but a reminder of what you were saying towards the end of the last few sessions):

  • You still aren’t sure what Jackson Elias did when he visited in 1924.
  • You haven’t yet tracked down Warren Bessart (the broker who contacted Carlyle)
  • You haven’t investigated rumours of what the cult wants at the Ibn Tulun mosque
  • You haven’t investigated El Wasta
  • You haven’t investigated The Clive Expedition although you know a little about their activities
  • You haven’t investigated Omar al-Shakti ( A Very Dangerous Man)
  • You haven’t yet investigated the history of The Black Pharoah or Nitocris
  • You still don’t really understand what the cults are up to, or what the Carlyle expedition was doing (I’m sure it was all fine though)
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Elias, you say? No, no… can’t say the name rings a bell.

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“Seven, eight, fifty pound note, fifty pound note. Yes, that all seems in order sir.”

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Session 29: Just As Effective as the Real Medicine: We return after a real-world break to find that Cairo is still there.

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Session 30: Renowned For Their Boning Skills: Is this NPC actually heing helpful? Clearly something is very wrong.

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Consider a BAR to supplement the maxim. Easier to lug around.

Also can recommend The Last Camel Charge as supplemental reading for managing when you disembark.

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Rabbit’s Foot’s approach is more like

Whatever happens, we have got
All the cash and they have not.

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So there was this thing that happened last night.

This is an excerpt from session 32, which won’t be posted in full until Friday 12 November, but it seemed so “peak Whartson” that we thought we might release it early…

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You utter swines.

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Oink oink, baby :kissing_heart:

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A very well traveled handout

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Session 31: Not Even Welcome in the C of E Any More: No, really, this is a problem and you are not going to be fine.

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Session 32: A Camel, Idling at the Kerb: Up the Nile, with only every luxury money can buy to sustain us. (Drugs are bad, OK?)

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Session 33: Amygdala Accent Bassoon: Into the Pyramid! And the Other Pyramid! And…

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