Was he holding the sniper rifle at the time?
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“If either of you feel a sudden chainsawing urge, it’s down in the plotting-shed.”
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“The cat biscuits are in the bath.”
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“Where are the f***ng red cards when you need them to buy trade pods?? Aggghh!”
(*) At a game of Catan Starfarers on Saturday night…
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“Don’t do this when I’ve got both hands full. I’ll get hairy toast.”
hairy toast it was
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“There aren’t enough songs about good dogs”.
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Joan Baez’ cover of Old Blue is pretty good, though.
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“I’m a sucker for a crocheted gimp mask”
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I’m sure this wasn’t me but it’s also something I think I’ve said…
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I know what you’ve been watching
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You don’t, but it is connected 
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“So it’s not a dark secret he’s going to feel the need to kill us to cover up. I mean, he may still feel the need to kill us, but not for that reason.”
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“We ask the questions here!!!”
(At a game of Cthulhu Death May Die on Saturday, interrogating the masked guests of episode 3)
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“The Pope is not an artist group.”
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“Not really somewhere you want your golf ball to end up.”
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“You know who stops drawing now? Wimps. Wimps with all their eyebrows, I grant.”
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I admit that reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the whale ends up ends up beached because of Kramer golf balls when practicing on the beach.
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“I know a couple of players who reliably go through clue webs like a flaming chainsaw, so I’m a bit surprised when I’m the one to do it.”
(One of those players is likely to read this.)
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“There’s something going on with my right foot. It’s not the same as my left foot”
- From an interview with Billy Idol.
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chirality is a bitch, man.
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