Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

I have some “driving shoes” that are basically very cheap plimsolls with thin soles, pretty much for the tactile feedback. I usually only bother if I’m going far enough to be staying away overnight. Barefoot doesn’t feel right to me, but that may be in the same way that riding a bicycle without a hat doesn’t feel right.

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“With ferrets, you can go from behind, or you can put them on their back and do them like a dog, it’s your choice really.”

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“Oof. That’s a toilet to the face.”

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In the event of having to do an emergency break, shoes that are not fastened to the heel (like open sandals and flip flops) are a liability. They can come off your foot and impair your access to the pedals. Even make you accelerate when you want to break. I’d only drive in flip flops to move the car a few meters out of the driveway.

Driving barefoot is technically safer, but with clutch it is a nightmare. On automatic cars, it’s just a bit uncomfortable after a while. I find bare feet have too much grip on pedals.

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“Hey Baby. The kids are asleep. Wanna trim my ear hair?”

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“You look like Mr. Bald because you have lots of hair in your face.”

:man_shrugging:

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Upon AwShux starting~
Son M: Whoa talk!
@COMaestro:Yea talk
Son:talk…more 20
COM: I can’t hear it at 20
Son M softly:Talk…

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To clarify, our television is usually at a good volume when it is at 20, something our kiddo has taken to heart. So if we turn it up to hear a quieter show, he will often go to change it back to 20.

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“in the whole of Star Trek there is only one successful marriage.”

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Having a coffee/chai/ice cream by the seaside with the girls.

Mom: Little Mermaid was such a bad example, didn’t listen to her dad, ran away with a guy…
My 8 year old daughter: …he could have been in the Mob…

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But he’s Spider-Man!

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“if it’s meat based, is it an affair?”

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My vegetable love will grow?

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Is the bibbling lessened at all?
Tell me about your amazing cheese!

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“I do hope you have configurable hash functions there. A hash function is just for Christmas, not for life.”

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I suggest turning up in a t-shirt reading:

1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6724fd3b16718 4 life

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The specific context was someone saying “X is keyed off the SHA256 hash of its contents” and me wanting to make sure he didn’t make the git mistake of locking himself to a single hash.

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Oh, in that case he should be the one turning up in the md5 t-shirt ; )

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My 4 yo daughter: Can we watch the movie of the girl that dresses like a boy?

10 secs later, after going through brain ache: Ahhhhhh, Mulan!!

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One for poorly described plots.

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