Please leave me wondering if these are connected.
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“The Mom Granny is ‘Chaos.’”
“Chaos?”
“Yes.”
“So Janet, Rita, and… Chaos?”
“Yes.”
“Chaos sounds like a hard core granny.”
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Chili is hardcore, apparently.
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This is the AI version of the portrait:
Not what I expected but now I’m dying to know which one is Chaos. At first it was obviously the one in the back, but my suspicions are shifting to the lady on the right.
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I don’t know. The one on the left has something freaky going on with her right hand. I mean, is that frill on the left sleeve, or the fingers of her right hand? If it’s frill, why is there not matching frill on the right sleeve, and also where is her right hand?
Honestly, by personality, I think the one in purple looks more like Gladys than any of the other grannies.
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“Huh. I never really thought about it. I guess it makes sense that Australian Sheepdogs come from Australia.”
“Yeah.”
“So, like, German Shepherds come from… from… shepherd…”
(This was not a joke but an epic derailment of a thought train)
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The plural of mutex is deadlock.
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“She’s been to a Swiss finishing school. Of course she knows how to use dynamite.”
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“I spent the rest of the day bashing the bush.”
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“That’s because of the morphine.”
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Indian-accented voice: “Good morning, this is Peter Rodriguez from Windows Service Centre. How are you today?”
Me: “Fine, but not in the mood for fraud.”
FX: click.
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“Yes, but let me get to grips with the reluctant widow first!”
Quite innocent, of course, if correct capitalisation is applied
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I believe that these are shape-shifters who didn’t quite know how to make hands. The one in blue has a single amorphous blob of finger-like lumps joining its two arms.
They look hungry. Run.
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Move that chai latte out of the picture, you look like a girl
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Explain to me the difference between YOLO and BOGO
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Fortunately my kids make me watch Creek from Bluey nearly every day where Bandit says “Let’s bush bash!”
Australia.
In the States we say bushwhack, which is either a mixed metaphor or reduced to a single entendre.
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“Your face looks like the moon emoji”
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My all time Bluey quote is the very meta
I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog
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Yet, he should have. So, with the meta aspect, that means we should do what Bandit does…?
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Sea serpent is an awesome life goat.
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