Found myself in a fey mood this morning. Decided to teach my toddler to say “Welcome to Zombocom” and then unleash her on an unsuspecting preschool.
And now I checked and I can’t believe the thing is still up.
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Not just up, but updated to html 5, and on ssl.
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On the way back from visiting a friend after she had a new baby, my 5 yo dropped this bomb:
“Mum and dad could have another baby boy, so we could sell him”
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Someone’s got their The Game Of Life strategy figured out early.
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Wow, I think I am not letting her play it again. It’s a win-win solution!
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“They have coffee mornings, in the afternoon.”
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We have whole company meetings called “coffee mornings”. There is never any coffee 
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That should be punishable, it is false publicity…
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“You can use my thighs, if it will help”
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“But, one is one in the end.”
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The question on the table is, can sea monkeys ride sea horses.
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“As long as he goes down the gullet of the seven foot tall bipedal lizard with proper solemnity and respect.”
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In response to a tweet regarding the establishment of a no-fly-zone over Ukraine:
“Imma level with you, you’re a little more Ewok than Wookie right now.”
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Oh ouch! That must have stung.
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Is that “cute, fuzzy, and dangerous” instead of “menacing, fuzzy, and dangerous”?
Story of my life…
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Pretty much, with an edge of “butterball over bowcaster.”
When the only tool you have is a rabbit, every problem looks like Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
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That’s good enough to print on a T-shirt
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