“The flamethrower people never did answer my email.”
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“Oh my god, I can’t cope with this life it’s too hard!”
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Didn’t hear this one out loud personally, but it’s on my wishlist since I saw it on twitter and haven’t been able to stop laughing about it:
Brian Foster has spent “countless hours” at Starbucks across the country and used to say stuff “on the phone” (not really) in line to see people’s reactions. His favourite was
“Tell her I’ll do it for $10,000 but she’s gotta really want him dead dead.”
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“You smell like baby eucalyptus trees.”
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“On the bright side, since you’re my sole source, you can tell me any old rubbish and I’ll probably believe you.”
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When you know your on the forum a lot. @Chewy77
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I’m puzzled… Am I evil??
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Was replying to a friends text message on the black krrsantan in boba fett. Apparently the algorithm thinks every time I type chewy I want to mention you.
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Are we the baddies?
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Exactly my thought. Been checking and double checking I am not wearing a nazi uniform all day… No, shorts and t-shirt…
Evil goatee?
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[spouse 1]: The internet is serving me ads for Eharmony. For senior singles.
[spouse 2]: … There’s a lot to unpack here.
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You have two spouses?
What’s the plural of spouse? Spouses? Spice??
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Nah, I haven’t got a decent goatee, my left side does not join very well moustache with beard, so I gave it a go in the early 2000s and that was that… besides my avatar name, I am not that hairy… it was always more of a height and grunting thing…
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I’ve heard of people wanting to add some spice into their marriage, but I didn’t realise what they meant.
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Spouses apparently, sounds horrid to me though
That’s because you’re no polygamist…
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Currently reading an article in my lunch break which contains the sentence ‘Fish-on-shark chafing is more pervasive and widespread than previously recognised.’
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You can’t leave that there and not link to the journal!
Unusually for this high tech age, I was actually reading a print journal - Scientific American February edition, but here a picture of the page if it helps.
However, here’s my summary: the overall implication is that although fish can more safely rub themselves against sand and the like, the pleasure and allure of buffing off against something that might actually eat them is too much to resist.
Take note, Boris Johnson.
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