“I sang happy birthday to Darth Vader. Not sure I should have done that.”
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“that car is missing a wheel.”
"That car is missing a wheel, but it’s on a tow truck.”
“These facts are perhaps not unrelated,”
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Child: “What does a shooting star look like?”
Adult 1: “It’s very fast, and very bright.”
Adult 2: “Like a streaking Irishman.”
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Coughing person: ‘It’s all right, I just swallowed the dust from my glasses.’
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In the future, we don’t say, “Bye bye.” We say, “You smell like a baby.”
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“I just got brutalized by tofu and ice cream.”
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“There’s a hole from my knees to my bottom.”
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“Protecting your margarita from a lightsaber held by a two year old?”
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Hang on, you’re sure you’re not at UK Games Expo? (Well, it would probably be “your mead”.)
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“Why do I have chocolate in my eyebrow?”
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“And how long will it take the missile to cover 17 hexes at speed 28?”
“Depends on which cockpit you’re in.”
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“Ship-to-ship grappling tentacle. All praise the Great Mother!”
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“The clitoris is a sort of monument.”
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It seemed more profound when I said it.
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“I’m running on fumes. They’re amphetamine fumes, but fumes nonetheless.”
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3yo enters the room:
“AAAAAAIIIII’M Darth Vader. I’m gonna put you in CARBONITE!”
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Good, teaching them early
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“… an award-winning Regency sausage. What the f*** is a Regency sausage?”
“Mr. Darcy?”
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“It’s the realistic kind of pulp action scenario. The characters spend the whole evening having dinner and trying to get their coding system to work.”
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“Ooh, there’s a radium museum in Japan.”
“Does it get glowing reviews?”
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