5yo: Dolphins don’t usually live in the forest.
Me: Dolphins don’t usually live in the forest.
5yo: But sometimes they do.
Me:
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Maybe it’s a summer home?
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Fellow A&E patient: “My son lives in Stevenage, but he’s a good boy.”
Me: “In spite of Stevenage?”
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Henley on Thames?
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My mum used to work at a school nearish Henley that had a polo team, so a good guess, but no.
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Somewhere round Ripon?
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Surely no self-respecting Yorkshireman plays polo 
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I picked the posh bit!
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Sandown perhaps
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As a Californian, my first and only thought is “Water or Ralph Lauren?”
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(We were in the Cotswolds. The pub had parking spaces for horses, which were obviously in use given the presence of a bucket, shovel, and horse manure)
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My next guess would have been “horseyshire”
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I would expect to see these things even in an empty parking space for horses. The clue I’d look for to see if one was currently in use would be the presence of a horse. Its absence would mean the parking space was not currently in use and therefore available for parking a horse of your own. Or possibly a family member in need of a good brushing and the explosive expellation of some manure.
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Point taken 
. I suppose better phrasing was that it was obviously really intended as horse parking and not just a joke by the landlord
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There’s a polo club in our village (South Dorset) but I’ve never seen anyone play and know no-one who is a member. Well weird
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Cirencester.
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How quickly will the blender depreciate?
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“How does it feel to spend 6 months to be mid as fuck at Chess?”
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Oh god yes. The West Wing is my wife’s comfort watch - mainly because it’s a story about competent politicians. I joke with her - I love fantasy novels. You love fantasy tv shows … 
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