‘Examine me like one of your French specimens.’
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“See, it’s a generational thing. To you a troll is someone who leaps out on travellers, hides under bridges, all that stuff. To me he’s Kr’zz who keeps the corner shop.”
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“My legs are a graffiti wall for brambles.”
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“The Bluetooth is flakier than the Singing Detective eating a Greggs pasty.”
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“I’m taking notes about this scene, mentioning the Governor, the Banker, the Bishop and the Duke, and I realise this sounds like The Hunting of the Snark. That wasn’t a good thing to say in front of the GM, was it?”
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“No manual safety on this. The manual safety for a rifle like this is ‘don’t put a cartridge in it’…”
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“There are just not enough meat-themed girl groups around these days, and I think that that should change.”
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What about Grills Aloud?
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“Some old time singer died.” —- my daughter informing me of Ozzie Osborn’s death.
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tbf she’s not exactly wrong…
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1980 was just 5 years ago!
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Nah, 20 years ago
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Which is weird because I was just at a concert by a musician I first saw in 2005, and while 1980-2000 was 20 years, 2005-2025 was nowhere near 20 years.
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