A small marshmallow the size of a large marshmallow?
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Dream Pod 9’s new “Light Gear” property was quite a diversion from what the fans were used to.
(The marshmallow part has gotten a bit literal in my imagination… I’m imagining that the new Gears look not unlike Mr Stay Puft, and that the most devastating armament is “a burning stick from a camp-fire”.)
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“Did this game make me want to crank up the volume and yank off the knob?”
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“Hang on, let me check my scenic piss folder”
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“Speculative fiction? Isn’t that just… fiction?”
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“So on my last email, dated June 3rd, I said I was running slightly behind. Thankfully today, June 24th, I finished editing!”
“That email was from June 3rd, 2024…”
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We used to have a five star rating for taking a dump (grumpo) while backpacking. Let’s see if I can remember:
1 star for a good view
1 star for spotting wildlife
1 star for privacy?
1 star for a natural chair/bench
1 star for the clean wipe (meaning no wipe needed)
I’m not sure on that third one.
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No, this is valid. If you wait long enough you get a short window where you are back on time.
I think yogurt becomes good for two weeks again, as well.
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‘There’s not many people who can say they’ve had their balls air conditioned.’
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“You’re not sure about the hygiene of the outside of the bucket after it’s been dragged through this nest of carrion eaters, but the inside is standard KFC.”
“So way worse, then.”
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In that same game by @DrBob, the players are introducing their characters.
“I’m Captain Carter. Do what I say, you’ll be fine. Don’t do what I say, you’ll be in trouble.”
“I’m Corporal Shaw. I’m the trouble you’ll be in if you don’t do what he says.”
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Is that the right moment to interject with “Are you Shaw?”
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For you, yes. For everyone else ,no.
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My arm won’t arm.
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“I love you too. Sorry to leave you with the vomit.”
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Was a cat involved?
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A cat was involved.
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