A small marshmallow the size of a large marshmallow?
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Dream Pod 9’s new “Light Gear” property was quite a diversion from what the fans were used to.
(The marshmallow part has gotten a bit literal in my imagination… I’m imagining that the new Gears look not unlike Mr Stay Puft, and that the most devastating armament is “a burning stick from a camp-fire”.)
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“Did this game make me want to crank up the volume and yank off the knob?”
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“Hang on, let me check my scenic piss folder”
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“Speculative fiction? Isn’t that just… fiction?”
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“So on my last email, dated June 3rd, I said I was running slightly behind. Thankfully today, June 24th, I finished editing!”
“That email was from June 3rd, 2024…”
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We used to have a five star rating for taking a dump (grumpo) while backpacking. Let’s see if I can remember:
1 star for a good view
1 star for spotting wildlife
1 star for privacy?
1 star for a natural chair/bench
1 star for the clean wipe (meaning no wipe needed)
I’m not sure on that third one.
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No, this is valid. If you wait long enough you get a short window where you are back on time.
I think yogurt becomes good for two weeks again, as well.
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‘There’s not many people who can say they’ve had their balls air conditioned.’
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