“If the comic relief can be killed, no one is safe!”
“Cannabis and chopsticks are not a match made in heaven.”
Some instructions are brain-bendingly complex. Others, such as the one I just read for a piece of music software, are merely brain-bending:
2. set “Make bottom honky” to the maximum.
“Raufoss high explosive incendiary round made from fragments of the True Cross, from three miles. Hell of a shot.”
“Steve, that is not a stealth camper, it is a stealth surveillance van that you can sleep in.”
Just figured out where this is from, I think.
Haven’t watch yet
“Camping with Steve” YouTube channel. Sorry, I don’t mean to be obscure.
Yeah. I’m a subscriber. Looking forward to watching that one
It’s always important to remember your Step 2
“You are so cute, can I eat you?”
“mmm, OK, but I’ll escape via the same route I came out as a baby”
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“oh no wait, I’d get digested in your stomach.”
“Want to hear a Gen Z knock knock joke?”
“OK.”
"Knock knock.
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“I wasn’t aiming with my cleavage!”
“‘One of those old timey movies, like Predator 2.’ Yes, this character is 24 years old.”
I think the “Knock knock.” is pretty unrealistic.
Pretty sure it would be: “text message notification”
Well, in this scenario the genzer is IN the house. Who knows what’s outside?
Does that mean a geezer is Gen E ?
Edit: Hang on, that doesn’t work. I… have no excuse.
All I see is toe!
“I’m not on fire.”
“The night is still young.”
“Hold on, the mission just says to return the baby to the orphanage to meet his family. Nothing in here about ‘alive’.”
“It’ll be fine. Babies put things in their mouths all the time, right?”
“I shall require a lemon-scented wipe and a complete hosing down.”
“My pony is a rogue.”