Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

In Sunday’s 2300AD game: “Don’t try to impress a biologist with your weird alien life form. They’ve already met something ten times stranger and more horrible.”

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“Judas doesn’t get a marzipan ball”

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“Attacking the wizards? Isn’t that a breach of some sort of convention?”
“It’s a breach of the Not Getting a Fireball Up Your Nose Convention.”

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“90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works!”

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“This is the Navy. Adventure is best experienced with three hot meals a day.”

“They went ashore and the shoggoths got them?”

“So at this point we could dig a channel between the tunnel entrance and the nearest bit of open water.”

“Sadly, going to Antarctica, we brought our white camouflage, not our tunnel-coloured camouflage.”

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“Brb looking for some dew”

(It’s Beltane morning)

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“Inappropriate lollipop in the bagging area.”

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I can’t see anything because the dark is in the way.

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Mild spoiler for Dune.

A: I just watched part 1 of Dune.
B: Oh, I heard it was good. It’s about a war, isn’t it?
A: (laughing) Well yes, but there must be a thousand films about a war…
B: But it is about a war.
A: It is. That’s just not the first thing that comes to mind to describe it.
B: It’s definitely the film I’m thinking of.
A: I didn’t think you’d want to watch it because it’s science fiction.
B: It’s science fiction?!
A: Yes…
B: What film am I thinking of?!

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Maybe the English Patient? Or Lawrence of Arabia. Possibly Ice Cold in Alex but probs not.

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You mean Dune. :smile:

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So - a war film, that isn’t science fiction.
There can’t be that many of them.

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And likely some amount of sand, to theoretically warrant the name Dune.

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I hear there was sand on the beaches at Normandy.

And in Vietnam (the helicopter attack in Apocalypse Now). And in Burma (The Bridge on the River Kwai).

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Follow that camel - it’s about soldiers, the desert and Kenneth Williams saying “There’s many a good fiddle played on an old dune!”

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Or maybe The Last Remake of Beau Geste

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Although Dune sounds a bit like June, so that puts any film involving D-Day in the mix for a start.

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“Rama can sense a bow of that power across dimensions.”

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“…a kind of moist obstacle course”

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Perhaps this is the film they were thinking of.

If so, I can see why they were suprised to be told it was a science fiction film about a war…

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