Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

“This is a ‘be careful what you wish for’ sort of a caution, particularly if what you wish for is for a trumpet-playing elf to materialise in your bedroom…”

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Here you go:

(in 7 but equally effective)

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“…cheek-squeezing wah-wah action…”

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“Get out of my mouth.”

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“Senators, of course, are well.known for never using their own tunnels.”

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“You may hear this word ‘wet’ cropping up…”

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(on a ‘share’ size snack)

I’m not sharing them with anyone, but they’re still a sharing snack as I eat them over multiple occasions. So I share them with time.

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“We have finished preparing The Ceremony!… oh.”

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“Is The Fallen Town as in the walls of Jericho, or as in Sodom and Gomorrah?”

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Nobody should pummel their bum rivets

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It’s a backwards ragu

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A situation so dire that the phrasebook doesn’t even consider it!

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If you run out of tea in the UK I think you get your citizenship revoked :grimacing:

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True dat.

I’ve never liked tea, and have spent my whole life on the run from the tea police. If they ever track me down I’ll be deported for sure, however much I ask for my inability to speak any other European languages to be taken into consideration as evidence that I really am English.

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“I know you are doing math, but you need to get ready for school.”

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And what about marmalade? Is that just a stern reprimand?

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This sounds like my kid!

No, you don’t. I dislike it greatly. The late queen never drank it.

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In an odd twist of fate, I’ve found that drinking too much coffee gives me heartburn, so I’ve switched to drinking tea in the afternoon.

I still drink too much coffee; but now I also drink too much tea, as well.

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