“Some people have to take expensive drugs to see colour trails like that.” (The BGA implementation of Automobiles.)
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Either way I interpret “gay,” being “in a black box being haunted and gay for a week” doesn’t make any sense!
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My girlfriend was in a solo play about being haunted by her dead wife 
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“There’s more bun than meat.”
“That’s what they said about Darth Vader.”
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Literally no one, ever, as said that about Darth Vader. 
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I think it was Obi Wan.
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“There’s more bun now than meat. Twisted and evil.”
“It’s better with some death sticks.”
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Have you got a link to that please? Fancy it as a poster
“Ben Franklin. Get the huckabee red state folks and the urban polyamory crowd.”
Just search “Darth Vader Lightsaber Smoking” and a few links will come up.
OT: “Your blood sugar level is ‘Yes.’”
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“I"M NOT A WHINY LITTLE GIRL!” – my seven year old.
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[Daughter]: It’s a strap.
[Me, as Admiral Ackbar]: IT’S A STRAAAAP
[My family]: …
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“But I wouldn’t want to ride one of them, 'cos they’re quite beaky and rather carnivorous.” (From Terrible Lizards season 4 episode 6.)
“I got 99 problems, and I am all of them.”
(this was elicited by Grand Austria Hotel)
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“Your dad has white hair. Like a samurai.”
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“If you take is to the dairy, we will never ask you again to take us there after school”
Me:“And you promise not to ask for any snacks before dinner?”
“Yes”
Ten minutes after we get home from the dairy.
“Daaaad, when are we getting dinner!!??”
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I mean… I’m only surprised they waited as long as they did.
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It sounds to me like they abided by the terms of the agreement.
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