“Let’s pump the old population generator. (Not a euphemism.)”
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“Observe if there are any signs of fear of pigeons?”
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“I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow!”
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“They laughed at our effete ways, but who’s dying of cholera now?”
(Imperium; I was playing the Minoans.)
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“Can I have five more minutes?”
“No.”
“Please?”
“OK, we’ll count to butts.”
…
“1, 2, 3, 4…”
“12, 13, 14…”
“Wait, how many is ‘butts?’”
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“Half your outages are caused by BGP not working.”
“Yes.” short beat. “The other half, though, are caused by BGP working.”
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That is a genre of joke that I feel needs more representation. My favorite is probably Christopher Walken, Christopher Standen, and Christopher Sitten.
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Yeah I remember one with a happy picture saying Kate Winslet and a sad picture saying Kate Loselet which I quite liked
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“Your pants have been delivered”
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“You think I should live in a house of cheese, with the bears.”
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‘I could always neck a sardine if I were that bothered.’
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“My left hand’s happy to have something to do again.”
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“They look like mini cabbages”
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“I can hear your fingerprints but I can’t hear your voice.”
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What did your teacher think of the hand grenade?
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“There are people that I game with that I love dearly, but I would rather shut my balls in a door than play Arcs with them.” – @Captbnut
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