Let me know if I missed anything.
@GeeBizzle is next
The Mecatol Post-Sentinel would like to apologise for the erroneous report published yesterday under the headline “THE WINNU ARE COMING”. The Winnu are of course our greatest allies and would never bombard our capital city. In other news, a small earthquake…
… in combination with several, now-obsolete, satellites being decommissioned, gave quite a light show in the area surrounded the capital. How lucky for everyone who was outside to see the show and feel the gentle shaking!
In unrelated news, citizens from city blocks 3 through 7 and any family of recently deceased Imperial Guard have been requested to turn themselves in to their closest Government Relocation and Education facilities. Congratulations!
Lastly, the Winnu Emperor has announced that rations will be reduced in accordance with previously published reports. Anyone who feels that these reductions are larger than previously promised is invited to check the historical record, now located at the Imperial Capital City. Death to our enemies… uh… the vile Yssaril! Long live our eternal alliance with the Titans of Ul, which has continued uninterrupted since time immemorial!
This is the worst propaganda I have ever read.
“This is the worst propaganda I have ever read.”
“But you have read it.”
Despite the growing military presence let’s just diplomacy the heck out of Meer.
Also my middle advisor needs unlocked.
I would, but I’m out of strategy tokens.
No thank you
Not for the Titans (I’m out of tokens anyway).
Not me
No secondary from me.
Then it should be @MIGHTYSploosh’s turn, then.
Well. I will use construction and put a space dock and pds on Bakal.
No secondary for the Yssaril Tribes.
No secondary for the Titans of Ul either.
No secondary for me